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Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament

March 12, 2011, 1:57 am
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Thanks to Charlie Sheen, you don’t want to be caught siding with trolls this spring, or their bosom cousins the gnomes for that matter. What to do about your faux pas lawn ornaments now? Take your garden to a whole new realm of awesomeness and revamp it with the spectacular Star Wars Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament. Stealthily built [...]
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Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue

April 2, 2011, 1:33 pm
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Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue is a large (nearly 2 feet long) decoration for your garden or patio. It may not be as geeky as the Star Wars Jawa Garden Gnome, but then again, it is mostly us geeks that have pet reptiles. The nice thing about this pet lizard is that you don’t have [...]
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Garden Zombie Statue

May 16, 2011, 9:02 am
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Spring has sprung, which means gardening for many people. If you had a chance to be in your garden (or just chilling in your backyard) this weekend, you may have thought it was plain and boring. Buy the Garden Zombie Statue, and add some brain-eating excitement to your yard. It will definitely be good for [...]
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“Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue

August 8, 2011, 4:23 pm
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Finally, a scarecrow that is actually scary looking.  The “Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue reminds us a lot more of the creature from Jeepers Creepers than the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.  I don’t think you have to be the Cowardly Lion to be afraid of this statue!  This scarecrow designed by Artist [...]
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Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit

January 3, 2012, 3:24 pm
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If you’re a fan of all things that are related to gnomes, then you’ll love the Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit. Given that gnomes don’t really exist, except as ceramic decorations for your garden. But it’d be pretty neat if you gave that little guy a garden of his own, right? With the Grow [...]
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Geek Game Night: Oh Gnome You Don’t

April 12, 2012, 7:15 am
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Oh Gnome You Don’t is a fun family board game for 2-5 players from Gut Busting Games.  This one doesn’t have a heavy theme and the gameplay isn’t super deep, but it is a whole lot of fun. Basically you and your friends are a bunch of greedy gnomes duking it out for gems and [...]
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Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues

June 15, 2012, 2:27 am
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The typical garden gnome is known to be pudgy and jolly-looking, but Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues are a rare group of gnomes that are as bony as can be. You can never have too many lawn ornaments, right? And when you have gnomes in your garden, they bring all sorts of luck and sprinkle magic dust [...]
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Garden Gnome Shirred Shoulder Bag

June 30, 2012, 9:21 am
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It’s all about the details, and you’ve got details galore in this fabulous Garden Gnome Shirred Shoulder Bag. The handbag is very wearable with its deep blue fabric color and not overly obnoxious but very noticeable gnome embroidery. When you open up the purse, you’ll be delighted to see gorgeous red and white lining featuring tons [...]
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Gnome & Mushroom Earbuds

August 18, 2012, 1:58 pm
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With so many cool and high-tech headphones out there, sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and sport something simple and funny. The Gnome & Mushroom Earbuds are a fun way to enjoy your favorite tunes from any device with a 3.5mm headphone jack. With two sets on included silicone tips, you’ll be able [...]
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Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

August 29, 2012, 11:12 am
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Gnomes are by nature mischievous and naughty. That’s probably why so many people put them in their garden. Just to add some fun and whimsy to their lives. This Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is perfect for gnome fans who want to see gnomes how they really are. He isn’t shy. In fact [...]
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Garden Gnome Toilet Paper Roll Holder

October 8, 2012, 7:11 am
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Gnomes are pretty mischievous mythical creatures. They like to frolic in the garden and get into all kinds of trouble. Now you can have one to hold your toilet paper. This Garden Gnome Toilet Paper Roll Holder is perfect for Gnome fans who don’t mind a little Gnome watching them in the restroom. He is [...]
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Zombie Garden Gnome Statues

October 14, 2012, 3:00 am
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Zombies are cool all year round, but especially at Halloween. Now is the perfect time to pick up these Zombie Garden Gnome Statues and decorate your front yard. Unlike the cute garden gnomes, like the Travelocity Roaming Gnome, these reanimated gnome corpses are creepy and hungry for brains. They would be a great addition to [...]
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Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes

June 27, 2013, 2:59 am
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You can find a garden gnome in just about any garden these days. I guess that means that if one turns into a zombie, the rest will follow. Then we will have nothing but these Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes. These good gnomes gone bad are a fun way to decorate your garden. You can choose […]
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Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels

April 2, 2014, 4:11 am
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Forget about Game of Thrones and that pointy Iron Throne because this is Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels. (cue awesome intro and music) What? No awesome intro or music? Fine! After the Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes began ravaging the land, all the remaining gnomes got together and decided they needed a […]
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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

May 14, 2014, 6:20 am
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Garden gnomes are cute and all, but they are everywhere. If you are sick of seeing these little gnomes in every garden, The Great Garden Gnome Massacre is what you want in your garden. No gnome will be spared and no one will forget the Great Garden Gnome Massacre. It is on display for all […]
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Horror Garden Gnomes

June 3, 2014, 2:40 am
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Three of the scariest Hollywood villains tear their way off the big screen to fill your yard with nightmares in the form of these Horror Garden Gnomes. Leatherface, Jason, and Freddy want to make sure friends and family have a time to die for when visiting you, offering up their unique talents to insure everybody […]
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Superhero Garden Gnomes

November 6, 2014, 4:03 am
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Batman, Superman, and Captain America have inspired the citizens of GnomeWorld, resulting in the Superhero Garden Gnomes. No longer is the fight for truth and justice fought by humans because BatGnome, SuperGnome, and Captain Gnomerica have banded together to protect your yard from the forces of evil. Each polyresin gnome stands 9-inches tall, is hand-painted, […]
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Ninja Gnome

March 10, 2015, 6:00 am
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He’s the definition of stealth. He’s the darkness in the night. He’s Ninja Gnome. While his garden gnome brothers go for bright, eye-catching colors, this tiny assassin prefers to cloak himself in darkness, making it easier for him to sneak up on his prey. Sadly, this nearly 8-inch-tall figure won’t actually do away with intruders or […]
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Angry Little Garden Gnome

April 10, 2015, 5:00 am
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You don’t have to be a fan of Scarface to get a kick out of this Angry Little Garden Gnome, but being an Al Pacino fan never hurts. Standing 9 1/2-inches tall, this feisty gnome is packing more than an attitude as he wields a machine gun and an angry expression. Although he can’t talk, […]
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Pulp Fiction Say What Again! Garden Gnome

April 13, 2015, 5:24 am
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I’m sorry, did the Pulp Fiction Say What Again! Garden Gnome break your concentration? Based on Samuel L. Jackson’s epic performance as Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction, this 6.8-inch-tall polyresin gnome doesn’t like to play games. Did he tell that weed it could grow? Did he tell that cute little bunny it could munch on […]
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