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Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament

Thanks to Charlie Sheen, you don’t want to be caught siding with trolls this spring, or their bosom cousins the gnomes for that matter. What to do about your faux pas lawn ornaments now? Take your...

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Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue

Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue is a large (nearly 2 feet long) decoration for your garden or patio. It may not be as geeky as the Star Wars Jawa Garden Gnome, but then again, it is mostly us geeks that...

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Garden Zombie Statue

Spring has sprung, which means gardening for many people. If you had a chance to be in your garden (or just chilling in your backyard) this weekend, you may have thought it was plain and boring. Buy...

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“Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue

Finally, a scarecrow that is actually scary looking.  The “Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue reminds us a lot more of the creature from Jeepers Creepers than the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz....

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Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit

If you’re a fan of all things that are related to gnomes, then you’ll love the Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit. Given that gnomes don’t really exist, except as ceramic decorations for your garden. But...

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Geek Game Night: Oh Gnome You Don’t

Oh Gnome You Don’t is a fun family board game for 2-5 players from Gut Busting Games.  This one doesn’t have a heavy theme and the gameplay isn’t super deep, but it is a whole lot of fun. Basically you...

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Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues

The typical garden gnome is known to be pudgy and jolly-looking, but Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues are a rare group of gnomes that are as bony as can be. You can never have too many lawn ornaments,...

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Garden Gnome Shirred Shoulder Bag

It’s all about the details, and you’ve got details galore in this fabulous Garden Gnome Shirred Shoulder Bag. The handbag is very wearable with its deep blue fabric color and not overly obnoxious but...

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Gnome & Mushroom Earbuds

With so many cool and high-tech headphones out there, sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and sport something simple and funny. The Gnome & Mushroom Earbuds are a fun way to enjoy your favorite...

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Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Gnomes are by nature mischievous and naughty. That’s probably why so many people put them in their garden. Just to add some fun and whimsy to their lives. This Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set...

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Garden Gnome Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Gnomes are pretty mischievous mythical creatures. They like to frolic in the garden and get into all kinds of trouble. Now you can have one to hold your toilet paper. This Garden Gnome Toilet Paper...

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Zombie Garden Gnome Statues

Zombies are cool all year round, but especially at Halloween. Now is the perfect time to pick up these Zombie Garden Gnome Statues and decorate your front yard. Unlike the cute garden gnomes, like the...

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Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes

You can find a garden gnome in just about any garden these days. I guess that means that if one turns into a zombie, the rest will follow. Then we will have nothing but these Zombie Apocalypse Garden...

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Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels

Forget about Game of Thrones and that pointy Iron Throne because this is Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels. (cue awesome intro and music) What? No awesome intro or music? Fine! After the...

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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

Garden gnomes are cute and all, but they are everywhere. If you are sick of seeing these little gnomes in every garden, The Great Garden Gnome Massacre is what you want in your garden. No gnome will be...

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Horror Garden Gnomes

Three of the scariest Hollywood villains tear their way off the big screen to fill your yard with nightmares in the form of these Horror Garden Gnomes. Leatherface, Jason, and Freddy want to make sure...

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Superhero Garden Gnomes

Batman, Superman, and Captain America have inspired the citizens of GnomeWorld, resulting in the Superhero Garden Gnomes. No longer is the fight for truth and justice fought by humans because BatGnome,...

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Ninja Gnome

He’s the definition of stealth. He’s the darkness in the night. He’s Ninja Gnome. While his garden gnome brothers go for bright, eye-catching colors, this tiny assassin prefers to cloak himself in...

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Angry Little Garden Gnome

You don’t have to be a fan of Scarface to get a kick out of this Angry Little Garden Gnome, but being an Al Pacino fan never hurts. Standing 9 1/2-inches tall, this feisty gnome is packing more than an...

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Pulp Fiction Say What Again! Garden Gnome

I’m sorry, did the Pulp Fiction Say What Again! Garden Gnome break your concentration? Based on Samuel L. Jackson’s epic performance as Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction, this 6.8-inch-tall polyresin...

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Game of Gnomes Statue

Summer is coming and the Game of Gnomes Statue proves that those who live by the lawn tools die by the lawn tools… except for the ultimate winner, he who sits upon the might Iron Throne. It’s made of...

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Star Trek Garden Gnomes

Get your gnome on with these Star Trek Garden Gnomes. They are the perfect way to geek up your garden. Because regular gnomes are gnome good. Choose from Kirk, Kirk & Gorn, Redshirt, or Spock....

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Star Trek TNG Garden Gnomes: Wesley Crusher, Geordi La Forge, Q, or Deanna Troi

The Star Trek TNG Garden Gnomes, let you choose from Wesley Crusher, Geordi La Forge, Q, or Deanna Troi. Put them in your garden, which is the final frontier. They are made of durable cast polyresin,...

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Grinch Christmas Thief Garden Gnome

His heart might be an empty hole, his brain might be full of spiders, and he might even have garlic in his soul, but you know you still want this Grinch Christmas Thief Garden Gnome. Unlike the Grinch,...

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