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Game of Gnomes Statue

April 28, 2015, 6:00 am
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Summer is coming and the Game of Gnomes Statue proves that those who live by the lawn tools die by the lawn tools… except for the ultimate winner, he who sits upon the might Iron Throne. It’s made of polyresin instead of the metal of a thousand swords but this little gnome still has a […]
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Star Trek Garden Gnomes

May 19, 2015, 2:30 am
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Get your gnome on with these Star Trek Garden Gnomes. They are the perfect way to geek up your garden. Because regular gnomes are gnome good. Choose from Kirk, Kirk & Gorn, Redshirt, or Spock. These guys are going to look great with your garden flowers. These gnomes are made from durable cast polyresin, so […]
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Star Trek TNG Garden Gnomes: Wesley Crusher, Geordi La Forge, Q, or Deanna Troi

November 21, 2017, 3:54 am
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The Star Trek TNG Garden Gnomes, let you choose from Wesley Crusher, Geordi La Forge, Q, or Deanna Troi. Put them in your garden, which is the final frontier. They are made of durable cast polyresin, so they will last for years. These will look [...]

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Grinch Christmas Thief Garden Gnome

November 25, 2017, 5:34 pm
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His heart might be an empty hole, his brain might be full of spiders, and he might even have garlic in his soul, but you know you still want this Grinch Christmas Thief Garden Gnome. Unlike the Grinch, you know what the true meaning of [...]

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Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament

March 12, 2011, 1:57 am
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Thanks to Charlie Sheen, you don’t want to be caught siding with trolls this spring, or their bosom cousins the gnomes for that matter. What to do about your faux pas lawn ornaments now? Take your garden to a whole new realm of awesomeness and revamp it with [...]

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Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue

April 2, 2011, 1:33 pm
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Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue is a large (nearly 2 feet long) decoration for your garden or patio. It may not be as geeky as the Star Wars Jawa Garden Gnome, but then again, it is mostly us geeks that have pet reptiles. The nice [...]

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Garden Zombie Statue

May 16, 2011, 9:02 am
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Spring has sprung, which means gardening for many people. If you had a chance to be in your garden (or just chilling in your backyard) this weekend, you may have thought it was plain and boring. Buy the Garden Zombie Statue, and add some brain-eating [...]

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“Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue

August 8, 2011, 4:23 pm
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Finally, a scarecrow that is actually scary looking.  The “Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue reminds us a lot more of the creature from Jeepers Creepers than the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.  I don’t think you have to be the Cowardly Lion to [...]

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Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit

January 3, 2012, 3:24 pm
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If you’re a fan of all things that are related to gnomes, then you’ll love the Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit. Given that gnomes don’t really exist, except as ceramic decorations for your garden. But it’d be pretty neat if you gave that little [...]

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Geek Game Night: Oh Gnome You Don’t

April 12, 2012, 7:15 am
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Oh Gnome You Don’t is a fun family board game for 2-5 players from Gut Busting Games.  This one doesn’t have a heavy theme and the gameplay isn’t super deep, but it is a whole lot of fun. Basically you and your friends are a [...]

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Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues

June 15, 2012, 2:27 am
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The typical garden gnome is known to be pudgy and jolly-looking, but Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues are a rare group of gnomes that are as bony as can be. You can never have too many lawn ornaments, right? And when you have gnomes in your garden, [...]

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Garden Gnome Shirred Shoulder Bag

June 30, 2012, 9:21 am
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It’s all about the details, and you’ve got details galore in this fabulous Garden Gnome Shirred Shoulder Bag. The handbag is very wearable with its deep blue fabric color and not overly obnoxious but very noticeable gnome embroidery. When you open up the purse, you’ll be [...]

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Gnome & Mushroom Earbuds

August 18, 2012, 1:58 pm
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With so many cool and high-tech headphones out there, sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and sport something simple and funny. The Gnome & Mushroom Earbuds are a fun way to enjoy your favorite tunes from any device with a 3.5mm headphone jack. [...]

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Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

August 29, 2012, 11:12 am
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Gnomes are by nature mischievous and naughty. That’s probably why so many people put them in their garden. Just to add some fun and whimsy to their lives. This Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is perfect for gnome fans who want to see [...]

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Garden Gnome Toilet Paper Roll Holder

October 8, 2012, 7:11 am
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Gnomes are pretty mischievous mythical creatures. They like to frolic in the garden and get into all kinds of trouble. Now you can have one to hold your toilet paper. This Garden Gnome Toilet Paper Roll Holder is perfect for Gnome fans who don’t mind [...]

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Zombie Garden Gnome Statues

October 14, 2012, 3:00 am
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Zombies are cool all year round, but especially at Halloween. Now is the perfect time to pick up these Zombie Garden Gnome Statues and decorate your front yard. Unlike the cute garden gnomes, like the Travelocity Roaming Gnome, these reanimated gnome corpses are creepy and [...]

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Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes

June 27, 2013, 2:59 am
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You can find a garden gnome in just about any garden these days. I guess that means that if one turns into a zombie, the rest will follow. Then we will have nothing but these Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes. These good gnomes gone bad are [...]

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Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels

April 2, 2014, 4:11 am
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Forget about Game of Thrones and that pointy Iron Throne because this is Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels. (cue awesome intro and music) What? No awesome intro or music? Fine! After the Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes began ravaging the land, all [...]

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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

May 14, 2014, 6:20 am
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Garden gnomes are cute and all, but they are everywhere. If you are sick of seeing these little gnomes in every garden, The Great Garden Gnome Massacre is what you want in your garden. No gnome will be spared and no one will forget the [...]

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Horror Garden Gnomes

June 3, 2014, 2:40 am
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Three of the scariest Hollywood villains tear their way off the big screen to fill your yard with nightmares in the form of these Horror Garden Gnomes. Leatherface, Jason, and Freddy want to make sure friends and family have a time to die for when [...]

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